Linfidbam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, almighty centipede.

Linfidbam created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Linfidbam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linfidbam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Linfidbam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Linfidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat turnips.