Nigfenbud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise faun.

Nigfenbud created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigfenbud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigfenbud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nigfenbud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nigfenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. You must never eat bread.