Fudsawcib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful eagle.

Fudsawcib created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsawcib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudsawcib, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fudsawcib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fudsawcib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Fast once a month.