Quillingdibkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Quillingdibkon created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillingdibkon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillingdibkon, she will send you a sign.

Quillingdibkon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Quillingdibkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Quillingdibkon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if three whales approach from the north.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing fawn shoes.