Sterbomgom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident raven.

Sterbomgom created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbomgom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sterbomgom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sterbomgom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sterbomgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing trousers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.