Yamteenquag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring bee.

Yamteenquag created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamteenquag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamteenquag, she will strike you with lightening.

Yamteenquag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yamteenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yamteenquag on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never wear fawn boots.