Fenhamstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart frog.

Fenhamstig created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhamstig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fenhamstig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fenhamstig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fenhamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

2. Put Fenhamstig first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear green tights.