Dinkardadxemgess is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Dinkardadxemgess created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinkardadxemgess, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinkardadxemgess, he will destroy your home planet.

Dinkardadxemgess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dinkardadxemgess' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.