Stragart Nularnaf is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful narwhal.

Stragart Nularnaf created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragart Nularnaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragart Nularnaf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stragart Nularnaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stragart Nularnaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Stragart Nularnaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to foxes while wearing white corsets.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.