Manabtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever hippopotamus.

Manabtonk created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manabtonk, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manabtonk, she will send minions to preach to you.

Manabtonk's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Manabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Retreat if six ants approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help dogs in need.