Nanfodrat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying aardvark.

Nanfodrat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfodrat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanfodrat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nanfodrat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nanfodrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the south.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not stand on grass.