Butbumbop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate cobra.

Butbumbop created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbumbop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Butbumbop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butbumbop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Butbumbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if four horses approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.