Yokomingof is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid eagle.

Yokomingof created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokomingof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokomingof, it will torture you forever.

Yokomingof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yokomingof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing indigo shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing orange jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.