Afstigflow is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent skunk.

Afstigflow created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afstigflow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Afstigflow, he will destroy your home planet.

Afstigflow's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Afstigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not chop down trees.