Lidflanbep is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm hippopotamus.

Lidflanbep created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidflanbep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidflanbep, it will turn you into a duck.

Lidflanbep's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lidflanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Lidflanbep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.