Flatdudfag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak raven.

Flatdudfag created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Flatdudfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatdudfag, he will turn you into a rock.

Flatdudfag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flatdudfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Run away if nine bats approach from the north.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Put Flatdudfag first in all things.

5. You must love Flatdudfag.