Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective troll.

Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Worship no other gods but Spagfedmumwitkimdobhasrip.

5. Do not jump in public.