Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured crow.

Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg, he will send you a sign.

Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sinfligkamhigsassintomweg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hop near gulls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

5. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.