Cabtipxem is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless donkey.

Cabtipxem created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cabtipxem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cabtipxem, she will turn you into a mole.

Cabtipxem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cabtipxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Cabtipxem on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cabtipxem in the centre of the settlement.