Podgovgov is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring wasp.

Podgovgov created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podgovgov, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podgovgov, it will refuse to believe in you.

Podgovgov's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Podgovgov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Podgovgov six times a day.