Bedjamlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident beaver.

Bedjamlarp created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bedjamlarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bedjamlarp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bedjamlarp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bedjamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head red.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bedjamlarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.