Zenbaphub is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful wyvern.

Zenbaphub created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbaphub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zenbaphub, it will turn you into a goat.

Zenbaphub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zenbaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zenbaphub on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed lots of figs to sheep while wearing white trousers.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.