Vidlimpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful bear.

Vidlimpod created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidlimpod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidlimpod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vidlimpod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vidlimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. You must pray to Vidlimpod three times a day.