Mabcanzed is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic eagle.

Mabcanzed created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabcanzed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabcanzed, it will turn you into a duck.

Mabcanzed's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mabcanzed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Mabcanzed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.