Bogtarprak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able naga.

Bogtarprak created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtarprak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogtarprak, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogtarprak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bogtarprak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.