Donponjop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful tapir.

Donponjop created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Donponjop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donponjop, she will come to you in dreams.

Donponjop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Donponjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donponjop.

5. Do not take Donponjop's name in vain.