Sandbunsafratrullbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody seal.

Sandbunsafratrullbut created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbunsafratrullbut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandbunsafratrullbut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sandbunsafratrullbut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sandbunsafratrullbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing violet tights.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.