Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful dingo.

Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cittabbopfabarfpiggof Gebbutfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.