Flapnantarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent hyena.

Flapnantarp created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flapnantarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flapnantarp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flapnantarp's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flapnantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing brown coats and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never run in the presence of gulls.