Betcebdod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong ferret.

Betcebdod created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Betcebdod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betcebdod, he will come to you in dreams.

Betcebdod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Betcebdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about pigs.