Ruttstikpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud weasel.

Ruttstikpom created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttstikpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttstikpom, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ruttstikpom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ruttstikpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing orange shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your back.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ruttstikpom must be the most important thing in your life.