Listdobxinfot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful swallow.

Listdobxinfot created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listdobxinfot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Listdobxinfot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Listdobxinfot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Listdobxinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear gray corsets.

3. Never skip near cats.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Respect your elders.