Cutcaplincap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak mink.

Cutcaplincap created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcaplincap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cutcaplincap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cutcaplincap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cutcaplincap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Cutcaplincap first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your chest.