Targbetflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing cat.

Targbetflab created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targbetflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targbetflab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Targbetflab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Targbetflab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about spacetime near goats while wearing blue kilts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Targbetflab on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.