Weebuging is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking goose.

Weebuging created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Weebuging, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebuging, he will send minions to preach to you.

Weebuging's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Weebuging's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Weebuging in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Do not covet oxen.