Vigingmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective gorilla.

Vigingmis created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigingmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vigingmis, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vigingmis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vigingmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.