Fodbarngad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless squirrel.

Fodbarngad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodbarngad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodbarngad, she will torture you forever.

Fodbarngad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fodbarngad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not dye your hair red.