Arpnegyakgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking swallow.

Arpnegyakgov created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnegyakgov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arpnegyakgov, it will jump up and down on your head.

Arpnegyakgov's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Arpnegyakgov's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arpnegyakgov.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Arpnegyakgov first in all things.