Davditvag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful rhinoceros.

Davditvag created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davditvag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davditvag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Davditvag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Davditvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Davditvag.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.