Vadcubsig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous beaver.

Vadcubsig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcubsig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadcubsig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vadcubsig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vadcubsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing green boots.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near cats while wearing brown stockings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick voles.