Bugarptan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent chicken.

Bugarptan created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugarptan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugarptan, she will turn you into a mole.

Bugarptan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bugarptan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Never feed wheat to shrews while wearing boots.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.