Zogdag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Zogdag created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zogdag, it will not invite you to parties.

Zogdag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Zogdag first in all things.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to hamsters while wearing fawn hats.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. You must never eat strawberries.