Bonbodhapgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak unicorn.

Bonbodhapgeb created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbodhapgeb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonbodhapgeb, he will be very unhappy.

Bonbodhapgeb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bonbodhapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Bonbodhapgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

5. Never pour water over plants.