Gigzedbum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair toad.

Gigzedbum created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gigzedbum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigzedbum, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gigzedbum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gigzedbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of corn to shrews while wearing red ear rings.

3. Run away from pink gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.