Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ditnutzedxuc Arpgarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near voles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.