Tenyimgig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sapient warg.

Tenyimgig created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenyimgig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenyimgig, he will turn you into a snail.

Tenyimgig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tenyimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tenyimgig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.