Armdudcud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable armadillo.

Armdudcud created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdudcud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armdudcud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Armdudcud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Armdudcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing violet rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armdudcud.