Lognadsab Higbesttap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable lion.

Lognadsab Higbesttap created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Lognadsab Higbesttap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lognadsab Higbesttap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lognadsab Higbesttap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lognadsab Higbesttap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing indigo ear rings.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about nebulae.