Rillwegved is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet raven.

Rillwegved created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwegved, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillwegved, she will not care at all.

Rillwegved's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rillwegved's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the west.

4. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not kill manatees.