Cudnurltom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ruthless porpoise.

Cudnurltom created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudnurltom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudnurltom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cudnurltom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cudnurltom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cudnurltom's priests.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Never paint your arms black.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.